Floydster

noun
A schemer, a shady character, a pool shark.

That guy over there on the corner is a total Floydster.

by Gingerbread Wolfboy November 14, 2010

Floydselear

Cuando se te traban los audífonos tanto por gritar una palabra chistosa directo al micrófono.

No mames los audífonos se me acaban de floydselear

by CumbiaPeps June 18, 2021

Floydscare

Similar to a jumpscare, except instead of a monster or creature jumping out, it's instead an image of George Floyd.

Watch out for those Floydscare videos, they're pretty terrifying.

by tippytappitys October 30, 2025

Super Bowl Flood

The flood of piss sucked into the sewers during the Super Bowl halftime show. No one wants to miss any of the football, or the commercials, so they piss while Tom Petty is singing for the first time since the 1800s, The Rolling Stones are slowly dying onstage, or Janet Jackson is giving her chesticles some air.

Bubba: "Yo Chazz I gotta go pee but I don't want to miss the commercials what should I do?"

Chazz: "Just go while the Black Eyed Peas are singing or rapping or whatever they do. You can contribute to the Super Bowl Flood."

by shitler!! February 19, 2011

Shrink flood

(For men) When you sit down to take a shit when you're cold - when your flaccid penis has shrunk to where it no longer hangs down like normal - and the defecation triggers urination which is released in a horizontal, outward stream that goes all over your floor.

Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...

by HounmanBT November 7, 2019

scrape and flood

shave and shower

After the Hockey game, the players always "scrape and flood"

by Johnny Canuck March 17, 2004

Sanaa Flood

A situation where numerous messages from a slutty girl are received by innocent boys on IM all at once due to dysfunctional internet.

mellowdrone says:
aw damnit i want some
mellowdrone says:
i think its pretty
mellowdrone says:
its white candy then
mellowdrone says:
i like it too
mellowdrone says:
i love chocolate
mellowdrone says:
ok whatever
mellowdrone says:
its just NICE
mellowdrone says:
not all THAT great
u s V f says:
holy shit
u s V f says:
all the messages came in together
u s V f says:
WOW
u s V f says:
like a big sanaa flood

by Yusuf91 October 30, 2008