flowering

1. The act of cutting your penis head into 4 sections, then allowing it to scar over and bloom like a flower. This step is repeated until the penis is in "full bloom."

Hey George, wunna come over and join in this flowering party at my house?

by Rob Woodside June 21, 2006

flowmance

A flowmance is when one loves someone because of the flowing hair they poses.

"i have a wonderful flowmance with my boyfriend"

by Flowsiden35 March 16, 2010

Flowermound

A city North of Dallas 30 miles. People that live their are generally known to be Shallow, Isolated, Ignorant as well as Arrogant. Another city similar to look up is Southlake. Except, minus good high school athletic program and billion dollar homes. It wants to be like Southlake so bad they are actually cloning their downtown center stores to look exactly like Southlake, and in general Flowermounds' law enforcement is very rude. 2 of the biggest S**thole cities in Texas!

Went to Flowermound the other day.
O yea?,
Yea, The Cougars were out thinkin' it's Fith Ave. in downtown square.
Sheesh.

by Jason Eggland May 26, 2008

Flowercake

Flowercake is a term used for someone who's sane, genuine and naive or to someone who's theoretically insane and is acting sane, genuine and naive. Flowercake is basically the opposite of fruitcake, and the term is mostly used by insane people who are having sane behaviour and being sane and genuine.

You're such flowercake man.

by Dumugian October 13, 2021

Teacups In Flowerland

1)The most awesome death metal band EVER!!

2)A way of telling someone they are hopeless.

1)Dude, did you get the tickets to the Teacups in Flowerland concert?
2)I MADE UP MR. FINKLESTEIN, NOT STRAY! HE'S MY CREATION!!!!!!
3)Am I a teacup in flowerland?

by Darla Washington November 28, 2003

Teacups In Flowerland

1)A euphamism meaning tortured, raped, victims of rejection, but can also be used to tell someone they are fucked.

2)The best underground death metal band ever to exist. (TIF)

1)You actually got in trouble with Mr. Finklestein for saying 'the chickens are coming?' Dude you are such a Teacup in Flowerland......

2)I am going to listen to that new Teacups In Flowerland demo I got from their concert at the Roxy yesterday.

by stray November 23, 2003

Flowtran

A non-existent programming language name invented by software engineers for the purpose of providing inaccurate information.

N00b: What language are you programming that web site in?
Engineer: Flowtran
N00B: Wow!

by Samuel McGillicudy July 31, 2008