Florida Cracker

Rare, Endangered, and Threatened Species. Florida Crackers are native born Floridians who speak a unique language. It is a language spoken from the heart that anyone can understand. True Florida Crackers have at least one lineal descendant who was also born in the Sunshine State. Florida Crackers feel comfortable shucking oysters, telling stories around a campfire, riding horses, spending time in THE SWAMP, grilling out large steaks, and they possess sophisticated humility. Florida Crackers have a kinship with other fellow Florida Crackers and they can communicate nonverbally. Florida Crackers are resilient, courageous, and very self-sufficient.

Governor Lawton Chiles was a proud Florida Cracker.

Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.

by Florida1 December 15, 2011

florida sandbag

When a male rubs his balls in sand getting his sack all sandy. Then inserts his ball sack completely inside of the females vagina

Jack gates Florida sandbagged his mom

by T1Nman123 October 10, 2013

Fluid master

When your so good at eating pussy and can get any girl to orgasm!

I took this girl home and she said she's never orgasmed from oral..I looked at her and said relax baby..I'm a fluid master!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

culture fluid

A culture fluid person is someone who fluctuates between more than one culture, as a result of either being brought up in a multicultural environment or having lived in multiple countries during the course of life. They do not stick to one set of values and behaviour assigned to one particular culture, embracing multiple social, cultural and linguistic identities within themselves and manifesting these identities when appropriate.

At a recent interview I was asked if I identify as a Russian or a Brit. My reply was "I am culture fluid"

by katyousha83 May 6, 2020

florida ditch pig

Extremely, unbearably ugly. Word used to describe lip syncing Ashlee Simpson on MadTV.

"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."

by NothingAs1tSeems May 3, 2008

dog flounder

When you fuck your bitch doggy style so hard she flips like a flounder

I fucked her so hard doggy style she was looking like a dog flounder

by That Capano Guy January 12, 2016

Umatilla, Florida

A place where rednecks rejoyce and party all year round. The schools are "smart" but they teach you nothing. The people in Umatilla are very personal but they can't keep a secret.

Please tell me you didn't tell her my secret. She's from Umatilla, Florida.

by captainhollywood January 1, 2012