floridian edges

when it gets so hot that your baby hairs stick to your forehead and you can move them to look like edges

bewfert: yo it’s so hot
bartholomew: ikr i’m sweating so much i got them floridian edges

by go bonkers ye August 23, 2019

Floridian Sunset

1) when a guy from Tampa butt chugs a wine cooler

2) a shitty song by Katie Noel

Example 1: “Brooooo did you see chad do a Floridian Sunset at the party last night? It was crazy!”

Example2: “that godawful Katie Noel song makes me want to cut my ears off”

by Danny Gurzz September 28, 2020

Floridian Semite

A move in oral sex in which the person giving oral sex grips the shaft of the penis and moves their hand up and down the penis. Simultaneously, the giver sucks the head of the penis, focusing on licking the underside of the head.

Jacob: Wow man, that blowjob was awesome! She gave me the Floridian Semite!

CJ: Dang, dude. Wish my girl would do that.

by gilbert blythe March 11, 2022

Floridian Empire

A person in S:AND who got the best military because Penguin accidently put an extra zero for one of the collect roles

Person 1: What do you think the Floridian Empire is up to?
Person 2: I don't fucking know. What even is S:AND?
Person 1: Bro doesn't know what S:AND is, what a loser.

by Europe_Lover June 27, 2022

Floridian fuck house

a whore house in which the kinkiest of kinky things take place, you can use your imagination on that one...

"Man Kristy is a wild woman! She belongs in a Floridian fuck house!"

by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

Floridian Anaconda

The art of beating a girls ass with your soggy dick after you cum in her pussy. Also known as "whipping''

Hey John! how was your date last night?
It was good we hooked up
Floridian Anaconda?
Fuck yes

by Ryan, The Whipper July 9, 2011

Floridian Sunset

The Floridian Sunset, (aka the Floridian Starry Night), is a sexual activity/act. You and your partner are having sex, and as you are about to cum, stop. Then, proceed to put it in her butt. BUT (no pun intended), as you enter, go VERY slowly (the "sunset". Used to build suspense.) When fully in, tell her/him to clench, and then ejaculate. (the "starry night". Used to relieve suspense.) After you cum, pull out, and have her/him shotgun it onto the window.

"Bro, you see the Sunset?"
"What sunset? It was so cloudy last night."
"No dude, I mean the Floridian sunset, yeahhh."
"Dude gross"

by Da Krooo November 2, 2009