The act of deficating in ones trousers during the great act of flatulence.
"It appears that I have florched"
"It appears that I have florched"
by Pablo Picante December 28, 2005
Get the florch mug.Someone (male) who masturbates themselves to the point of physical injury.
Someone who has a smugness beyond standard definition.
Someone who is so deeply self-gratified/glorified that they cannot achieve sexual gratification or ejaculation without thinking of only themself.
Someone who has a smugness beyond standard definition.
Someone who is so deeply self-gratified/glorified that they cannot achieve sexual gratification or ejaculation without thinking of only themself.
He's just a floghard. Only he, himself can possibly get himself off.
He only gets off on himself.
Only he can gratify himself.
He's beyond a wanker.
He only gets off on himself.
Only he can gratify himself.
He's beyond a wanker.
by Zlarty1 December 13, 2010
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(Floor- gan - yourp):
To love so intensely that the actual word “love” does not portray the amount of affection, dedication and intense burning that one feels for another.
To love so intensely that the actual word “love” does not portray the amount of affection, dedication and intense burning that one feels for another.
by NewdgiePewdgie July 9, 2019
Get the florganyorp mug.(noun) a man with special powers to create something unusual to either be hated or loved
(verb) to create something incredibly unusual that might arise utter love or hate
(verb) to create something incredibly unusual that might arise utter love or hate
He is such a forgh, I love him.
How can you like him? He's a forgh!
I forghed all my friends with my story about hitchhiking nude.
Martha forghed Jack with her description of her inner thigh.
How can you like him? He's a forgh!
I forghed all my friends with my story about hitchhiking nude.
Martha forghed Jack with her description of her inner thigh.
by elforgg December 20, 2009
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