Flamming the ham

Masturbation (male form).

A flam is a musical term, meaning "a drumbeat consisting of two notes in quick succession, with the accent on the second." Flamming as a verb means "to deceive; delude; cheat."

In the expression "flamming the ham," the meaning of flamming is primarily the musical one, i.e., the noun form, but modified to, in effect, coin a verb -- and is used in the sense of beating (as in a drum).

There's no need to expound on the meaning of "ham," is there?

Yeah, it was another washout of an evening, no chemistry, no fun, no interest, so I ended up at home again, flamming the ham, as usual.

by Idle Hands-Devil's Tool May 9, 2011

Flemming

To act in a homosexual manner.

Stephen was taking the guys out for drinks and acting flemming in touching guys inappropriately.

by TankOzzy December 1, 2013

Flemming

A sweet, kind guy who cares about everyone and wants to spread his love. He likes tiddies and thighs, and is slightly alcoholic and likes to roll his own cigarettes. Nicknames include Flem, Flemmingo, Flemmington, Flemmy, and Flemboy amongst some.

Camasl: Flemmy’s a bb boy uwu
Katsu: Must protecc Flemming

by Kahahahatsu January 12, 2020

flemming

Flemming is a word used for people sending emails who forgets actually to attach the attachments.

Hi! Did you get my file on the email?
No - you pulled a Flemming!

by mrkk February 28, 2008

Flamming Amazon

A sexual act in which during sexual intercourse, before a man comes to orgasm, pulls out his penis and lights the girls pbes on fire. Then squirts his semin on it to put it out.

I juts gave her a Flamming amazon.

by slapshotpeewee9 May 4, 2007

Flamming Fairy

A person who is gay as hell. Usually a man that is more female then most females. Flamming Fairies are the free spirited one of the gay community. They have been known to be very care free and will hit on your even if they know that you are not even remotely close to being gay.

I love to gather my all my flamming fairy friends to go shopping with me because they have awesome taste in womans clothes!

I saw this flamming fairy at The Village on Thursday night who was a man but was more of woman than myself.

by Tasha April 5, 2005

Flu Flamming

A shooter. The one behind a firing gun. The “blue flame” that comes from a gun when fired. Crips use the term “flu” instead of “blue” to replace the “B” in the word.

Hopped out with the nine and started flu flamming.

by TTraveler December 21, 2020