floaty bag

A person who is not very smart.

I hate when Alex gets invited out, she's a bit of a floaty bag and always says something dumb.

by Llloooggg April 6, 2020

The Floaty Effect

When a girl floats whilst underwater-fucking to get into a prime position that is otherwise impossible out of water.

Jasmine was too short to bend over, so we fucked in the pool and the floaty effect made up for it

by 6th hour geometry January 10, 2018

Pancake floaty

A large round rainbow floaty the shape of a pancake

“Wanna ride on the pancake floaty?”
“Yes. The pancake is so fun.”

by Pancakefloaty June 28, 2021

Deep sea diving with the floaties on

Referring to a play in basketball where the player takes a particular spectacular “float shot” known as “The Floater” on the basketball court.

Chris:Man he made a tuff floater Fr.
Jordan: Yeah he was deep sea diving with the floaties on!!!

by LPeezy February 2, 2022

Corn floatie

The grossness that is corn or any other whole vegetables or items, eaten and then pooped out whole, that float in the toilet water seperate from the poop.

I looked back and down and there was a corn floatie in my poop water.

by Babyquigly November 24, 2017

National Floatie Day

september 19 is national floatie day grab your floaters and jump in the pool bitches

"Hey did you hear it's national floatie day?"

by Ello lauv September 8, 2020

Floatie

The act of fellatio (oral stimulation of the male sex organ) being performed while on the open water (fresh or salt).

Holy mofo, that chick can really suck the meat! She gives one hell of a “floatie”!!!

by Sik Bastid July 23, 2022