catching flies

term for having one's mouth wide open (for no apparent reason) sometimes when sleeping

Look, that girl is driving and catching flies at the same time!

by HoLoVanderwhitey February 25, 2008

Flimsy simsy

Very tall person who often describes themselves as a sex god, which they clearly aren't

Matthew : Look, my penis is MASSIVE
Dan : no, your being a Flimsy simsy

by squirty berty bottom burper May 18, 2010

flimsical

An object or assembly that is so poorly made as to be comically flimsy.

That cheap cabinet I bought is so flimsical that one of the doors fell off as soon as I tried to open it.

by Mr. Producto February 16, 2012

Felix flis

Hot, Asian Daddy

Sammy-Have you seen that really cute guy in the grade below us. The really hot Asian

Heather-yeah ik he's so hot. He's Felix flis

by Harktheharoldflising February 24, 2017

as the crow flies

the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other

it's six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

Dat Flies

Generally used to designate a poorly drawn smiley in MSN messenger that may or may not look like a fly. In reference to a Jack Handey Deep Thought that ended with "That alien!", but written in english shitty enough to make you invert singular and plural and put the letter D instead of the "th" sound.

MikeK: Mans! Loks at my nwew smilyeS!

D: Shoot!

MikeK: <shitty smiley>

D: whtat the fkucs is that supposeded to be?! it looks like a fruit flies or smomethinigs!11

MikeK: Dat Flies

by D June 1, 2004

Jar of Flies

Arguably the best Alice in Chains album/EP ever put out. It has more of an acoustic vibe to it than any of their full length albums.

Jerry Cantrell's awesome on Jar of Flies. Just listen to Whale and Wasp and you'll see.

by Rastablowtorch October 1, 2005