Felchfest

An obligatory gathering where neither the felcher or the felchee is particularly fond of participating in and/or attending. Most often found in family type environments.
Both the felcher and the felchee are victims of circumstance.

"Mama is giving a Felchfest for those dumb little kids birthday. I HAVE to go." (An example of the FELCHER)

"I cooked all this shit for Thanksgiving and hardly a swinging ass showed up to eat." (An example of the FELCHEE)

by Madamoiselle Josette February 18, 2011

flectra

a flectra is a kind of ransomware that copies your work and then publishes it for free on the internet after rebranding it

WTF! I just got flectraed, someone took this book i was writing, put their name on it and published it

This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!

by xx_flex_xx March 7, 2022

fleh

to tell a lie

being a liar

my friend isn’t coming to formal because he’s going to arizona but everyone knows he’s fleh

by Reedarise December 13, 2022

Flemch

The mucus inside your throat that won't come out, but you really want it to.

I have so much flemch in my throat

Achmed is spelt, a, c, flemch, hmed.

by Gingere April 23, 2019

Scrum Felch

Act of using a wide bore drinking straw (i.e. Wendy's Hamburgers) to suck the cum out of a man's rectum after gay anal sex. However it is RARELY actually used to mean this, instead it's used as a put down.

He sat down and pushed my laptop off the end of the table - what a scrum felcher.

by BBBert November 30, 2011

Fleahive

Overgrown, shrublike, pubic hair that gives off an extensibly offensive aroma.

Damn stinkpot you'd better shave off that fleahive before summer hits.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

mother felcher

Lower scum than the mother fucker, the mother felcher will felch his own mother. This guy is a sick, sick man.

Get away from me, mother felcher.
You felch your mother with that mouth?

by birdbird April 9, 2008