Flatten the pancake

Doing something, particularly nothing, for ten hours straight. Also to be unemployed or a feminist.

I flatten the pancake so much that it hurts!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!

by Bequietnow November 27, 2016

flathead

A term used to describe someone with few or no brains or common sense, resulting from repeated beating of one's head against the wall. An antiquated term from mid-20th century.

Little Joey runs out into the street.. in front of a careening ice-cream truck. Dad yells, "Joey! You flathead! Get out of the street!!"

by BlackKat65 June 23, 2010

Flatbread

What a person is called when they think they have an ass, but they clearly don't.

She doesn't have an ass, she is a flatbread.

by llama.com January 13, 2018

Flareon

Fire-type Pokemon that evolves from Eevee when the Fire Stone is used. Despite its puffy, chubby appearance, Flareon is quite capable of massive burnination when raised properly.

FiFi the rogue Flareon returns to lay burnination upon those who dare to antagonize her!

by Evil Tim September 29, 2003

Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Flatten That Bread

A variation of "I'd tap that", used lightly, and referring more to the oral aspect of sex.

*walking around the local shopping center*
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*

*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread

*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!

by Pinky Green and Ruffles June 20, 2010

Flare-Up

When you really want fuck someone but the feeling comes and goes.

I really wanted to fuck him. I mean really badly. The feeling kind comes and goes. It's just a flare-up.

by Mommymillker.com November 12, 2021