four flat tires

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.
Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.
by newsedition November 14, 2013
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four flat tires

James and I are down like four flat tires.
by hogan468 June 9, 2006
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Alaskan flat tire

A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.
"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"

OR

"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016
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Flat tired wheelbarrow

Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.
I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.
by Full Patch October 7, 2017
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mexican flat tire

A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.
- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!
by ionix January 23, 2014
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Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.
by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020
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Atomic Flat Tire

Stepping on the back of one's shoe with great force; jumping on their heel. Intended to make their shoe fall off and make them trip/fall.

See also flat tire.
When I gave him an atomic flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch an atomic flat tire, I hate her.
by Dominick January 14, 2004
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