Flat Tire

A flat tire describes a person, a woman specifically, who is hard or draining to talk to, and has a small or flat chest. Hence forth, a flat tire.

"I was talking with her, and let me tell you, she is such a flat tire." "Mark! Don't talk about someone like that!"

Flat Tire by Ronlad Reneag November 27, 2024

Flat tire

When a chubby person farts.

chubby person farts Dang! You need me to call roadside assistance?!? Sounds like you just got a flat tire!

Flat tire by FDubs January 5, 2025

Flat Tire

Flat tiring is when a man jerks off another man so many times that he cannot become erect anymore

I just gave Riley a flat tire!

Flat Tire by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Flat Tire

Flat tiring someone is when one man jerks another man off until he is no longer able to become erect for a certain period of time.

My pal gave me a flat tire last night!

Flat Tire by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Flat tire

When a woman with large mamms (often implants) facaplants into the ground, but her bags take the brunt of the damage, popping one or both of them. This often leaves her chest saggy, giving the presence of a flat tire.

"Yo I just witnessed Josie slip on some black ice on her way out of my crib. Looks like she had a flat tire, if ya know what I mean."

Flat tire by Dirty Antwan May 26, 2026

flat tire weed 

a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly

I just smoked a bowl of flat tire weed; I had to light it ten times!

flat tire weed by hallucinog3n September 27, 2009

Flat tire Sitch 

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

Flat tire Sitch by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015