American Flashbang

Step 1. Hit intended target over the head with a rock
Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
Step 4. Fart
You have now completed the American Flashbang.

I will American Flashbang you tonight.

by generic003 August 6, 2022

Flassing

Treating a girl like shit in order to manipulate her into finding you attractive, at least for a day or two. You completely disregard the females feelings to control her.

Sohil, you were flassing too hard back there, I thought she was going to slap the shit out of you.

by Dyingforsleep November 24, 2012

flashing Lights

Reffering to a police lights which flash because of a person breaking the law while they observe it via police cruiser
or
the result of papparazi taking many pictures
or
a song by rapper Kanye West off of his recent album "Graduation"

"man, you gotta stop! there cops ar FLASHING LIGHTS!!!"

"those FLASHING LIGHTS are going straight to Tmz"

example of lyrics from flashing lights by kanye west

"I tried to hit you with the o wokie
Till I got flashed by the paparazzi
Dang these niggers got me
I hate these niggers more than nazis"

by Lodeman11 June 10, 2008

a self flushing poo

A poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend. Thus, flushing itself without conventional methods required.

"Holy fuck Jake, I just did a self flushing poo"
"No way!, let me see your bowl skids"

by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007

Texas flashbang

When a man is getting a blowjob from a girl and you cum in her eyes so she cant see then you slap her ears so she cant hear either. You get a brownie and leave

I was getting a blowjob from Carli and I gave her the ol' Texas flashbang

by ducks2019 August 16, 2016

flashbang

(Grenade, hand, stun). a less lethal grenade used by US police, as well as special forces the world over. Typically such grenades deliver 9 ear splittingly loud bangs and blinding flashes, which come half a second apart. These grenades stun and have a seriously immobilising effect. (From experience) your head seems uncapable of functioning, you cannot see strait (if at all) and you can hear nothing but ringing. The effects last a considerable time, and leave you with a banging headache. In a situation of use, such grenades would be tossed into a room to "prepare" them for a hostage rescue clearance.

a flashbang is tossed into the room.

B A N G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very very very loud, trust me! The occupants of the room are stunned and find themselves unable to do anything.

Then a four man assault team takes any terrorists prisoner or immobilises any firther threat before lining up the hostages for search and check.

by the gray man. June 11, 2006

Flashing off

A girl showing off her body

That model
Is flashing off with her new tan!

by Shitfuckcc February 18, 2017