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Fleshlight

A sex toy used to replicate a vagina. A fleshlight is intended to stimulate the penis into an orgasm. A fleshlight has the same use to a male as a Dildo has to a female.
Damn, I havn't been laid in days...Where'd I put my fleshlight....?
by Jimmy Yourger July 28, 2007
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flashlight

"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."
by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005
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fleshlight

the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.
While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.
by phil February 7, 2005
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Magic Flashlight

Slang term for marijuana, originating from the practice of hiding marijuana inside flashlights at Lincoln High School in Portland, Oregon.
by fishfood May 30, 2007
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the flashlight lovers

a horrible youtube channel that has been deleted .
by 1213456789 July 21, 2016
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Half buried flashlight

A sex act involving a flashlight OR male genitalia. Usually done on a snowy evening; preferably not in Russia as bad results have been reported.
Shall we split a tangerine or maaaybe a little half buried flashlight tonight?
by A Minnesotan November 5, 2018
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Jimmy Dean Fleshlight

Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.

Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.

As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.

The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
by Dick Onchin December 8, 2020
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