Origin: teenage boys summer camp sports event. The sport of lighting farts in a darkened cabin. Longest, brightest wins overall. Best of class can include categories such as color (yellow for sulfur, blue for the rarer methane-producers.) Other categories such as least-singed butthairs are rarer and judged less often, primarily because someone has to be designated as counter of singed butthairs and that requires a strong magnifying glass and an even stronger stomach or a perverted interest in men's butts.
The kids at Hihowahya Summer Camp were caught playing "Solar Flares" and were given kp duty for three weeks, which was stupid as their stay at camp was for fourteen days only.
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Wow, my computer's being flamosexual.
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A heterosexual who is flaming, that is to say acting more homosexual then the normal metrosexual. Flamosexual is considered by many to be an insult worse then the normal metrosexual. Flamosexuals are notorious for riding around in Ford mustangs.
Man, Alejandro spends so much time on his hair and puts so much gel that I swear he is a flamosexual...at least his mustang is cool.
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