National fingering day

On april 15th single or taken grab a bitch and go at it

April 15rh is national fingering day I'm finna finger my girl

by Foreals.net April 12, 2019

fandering

Pandering to fans, i.e., incorporating otherwise unnecessary or unrelated things into a medium in order to please its fans.

Putting Chewbacca in Episode III was so unnecessary, George Lucas was just fandering.

by teenyw May 30, 2005

Anal fingering

Anal fingering is where a man or women stick there fingers (or there fist if they are analy fisting themselves) in there anus and start to move in and out like people do during sex. It may be classed as a firm of Masterbation.

Fred: I was so embarrassed last night!

Bob: Why?

Fred: Coz my girlfriend walked in when I was anal fingering myself!

Bob: Haha, well that failed!

by The Describer! April 24, 2014

Oral Fingering

The action of sticking your finger in your or another person's mouth.

The dentist was arrested for oral fingering with his hands to check his patient's mouth.

by Dweebis5318008 May 14, 2018

Dab Fingering

An incredibly difficult dance move that requires one to simultaneously dab and finger another person

Person 1: Hey have you seen Julian anywhere?

Person 2: Yeah I saw him Dab fingering someone on the dance floor

by LoserJoolian February 2, 2019

No-fingering-february

Girls aren’t aloud to touch them selfs in February

Girl I want to touch my self but ohh wait it’s no-fingering-February

by Mydadtouchedme24537 November 2, 2019

Flandering

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

by spittin game July 19, 2009