A Nazi Fascist Regime that disguises its purpose of promoting one-sided religious and political views under the guise of an ordinary place of business. Carol-Anne, stay away fromt he blue light... don't believe the friendly message about the weather... it is a trap!
Person 1: Flagstone, hmmm, that looks like a nice business to work for. They even have a friendly blue sign out front. Blue is a happy color.
Person 2: I heard that happiness dies when you walk through the door.
Person 3: Sometimes SOS messages flash across that sign, but are quickly discovered and removed. I think people are trapped in there.
Person 2: I heard that happiness dies when you walk through the door.
Person 3: Sometimes SOS messages flash across that sign, but are quickly discovered and removed. I think people are trapped in there.
by Flagged and Stoned February 5, 2010
Get the Flagstone mug.The actual place that most parents refer to when they tell their kids that their pet went to "doggy heaven" or "kitty heaven". Upon arrival, pets are ushered into a room, where they get to view the film "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" (especially exciting for the goldfish). Afterwards, they are all fed (directly from the table, of course - this IS a form of pet heaven) and given clothes (if they are NOT a dog - dogs have their clothes taken away, because they HATE those things - remember that pet owners - they are already wearing their own sweater). From their, they are all given a proper perch so that they may watch over their former owners and guide them through the rest of their lives. Just something to remember next time you choose to beat your dog just before going into surgery. Of course, you should continue to choke your chicken and spank your monkey prior to surgery, but those are givens (well, takens).
Kid: Mommy, what happened to Sprinkles?
Mom: Sprinkles went to Flagstone honey.
Kid: That makes me very sad. Plus, I have my cancer removal surgery tomorrow. I really wanted Sprinkles to be there.
Mom: I get the feeling that he'll be there the whole time.
Kid: You're so Flagstone mommy, I love you.
Mom: Drink your barium dear.
Kid: Yummm... Chemoey!
Mom: Sprinkles went to Flagstone honey.
Kid: That makes me very sad. Plus, I have my cancer removal surgery tomorrow. I really wanted Sprinkles to be there.
Mom: I get the feeling that he'll be there the whole time.
Kid: You're so Flagstone mommy, I love you.
Mom: Drink your barium dear.
Kid: Yummm... Chemoey!
by Flagged Stone February 5, 2010
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by James J. July 30, 2007
Get the Cheese-Loving Fagistan mug.A mountain range in eastern Bulgaria where homosexuals were origionally discovered. Now lauded as the home of Tube Tops, Spandex, and all other forms of faggotry.
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In the Summer of 2007 the Russians flagstaffed the Arctic Sea.
Flagstaffing of the moon in 1969 by the United States doesn't imply ownership according to international treaties.
North America belonged to a variety of natives however the English, Spaniards, and French flagstaffed it.
Flagstaffing of the moon in 1969 by the United States doesn't imply ownership according to international treaties.
North America belonged to a variety of natives however the English, Spaniards, and French flagstaffed it.
by J M-D June 13, 2008
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A country where bitching and moaning about what America does is not only done on a daily basis, it's the countries favorite past time.
A country where bitching and moaning about what America does is not only done on a daily basis, it's the countries favorite past time.
by Mik3y July 21, 2007
Get the Cheese Loving Fagistan mug.Generally a derogatory term used to describe a male (though it can often work for the appropriate female as well). The term is derived from the straightness of a flag pole, therefore a man who is a flagstaff is extremely straight and shows this through his treatment of girls in his life. An example of this is when a guy ditches his friends to go watch a chick flick to impress some girl. Similarly a girl could be a flagstaff when she ditches her friends to go watch a sport to which she doesn't even know the rules only to impress some guy. Whipped is a term that is used similarly, however whipped generally refers to the dominance of the significant other whereas flagstaff refers to a personality trait possessed by the one who is being whipped (more specifically, a flagstaff will be a flagstaff no matter who his significant other is whereas one who is whipped may only be so because the significant other demands it).
Can you believe Billy is washing his girlfriend's car in -7 Degree weather? Man he is SUCH a flagstaff.
by Jaime Grace December 13, 2008
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