self-flagulating

farting into a rag and then sniffing it

Before every self-flagulating radio address, George Bush eats a can of beans, then sticks a microphone up his ass and lets it rip for the consumption of the nation.

by Peter C. Shelby May 8, 2008

Flagum

A flaccid penis that cannot be ressurected.

Oh my God Charlie has a flagum!

by Moog14 May 30, 2008

flaguana

a very sexy beautiful person with an amazing body and who knows how to have fun no matter what

wow she's definetly a flaguana

by jilajona October 9, 2005

flasgumingger

to eat very neatly like a fag

dude that person was eatin so flasguminggerly

by bobby bowflex November 8, 2009

Flangulated

Homosexuality forced upon a person in a public place

My god timmy what happened to you?

A big black man flangulated me in an ally way

by LillieRolfe April 2, 2010

Flaguyba

A flaguyba is the area between the vagina and the anus. It is a very tender area that, when properly massaged, can please a woman properly. Not to be confused with a gooch, which is the same spot on a male. Also an annoying person.

I rubbed my girl's flaguyba last night and had her moaning.

by High man January 10, 2014

flargum

the german version of swag. but in english, it's a slang word for toilet paper, so try not to use it in public.

Example: "Dude Sie der Meister sind flargum."
"Mom, throw me some flargum, we're all out."

by orsomethinglikethat October 12, 2014