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flabbergastered 

Under the influence of alcohol/drugs.
"You're flabbergastered"
flabbergastered by Lexa June 26, 2004

flabbergastic 

to have an unusual urge to rape a cow. also can be said as a moo-diction.
"thats bullshit" "that makes me flabbergastic"
flabbergastic by punchyboy23 March 28, 2009

flabbergast 

to cum
"oh dude i flabbergasted all over that girl's face last night"
flabbergast by muncan February 20, 2010

Flabbergastment trauma 

an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.
joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my face so i can see it all the time.

alexis: just stop.

(remember on the first date, only compliment a girl once or it may cause flabbergastment trauma)

flabbergasties 

Tumblr term for boobs, used largely in regards to bechloe
Why does Chloe like Beca so much?
Mostly because of her flabbergasties.
flabbergasties by tanithlow March 2, 2016

FlabberGasted 

When you see your mom come back from the salon with bright green spiky hair and your jaw drops to the floor in total shock, you’re flabbergasted. You are really, really shocked — pretty much speechless.

Use the adjective flabbergasted to describe someone who's astounded or surprised for any reason, good or bad. You could be flabbergasted at how astonishingly expensive a parking ticket is, or at how incredibly delicious pineapple pizza is. Flabbergasted has been used since the late 18th century, but no one knows for sure where it originated. The word sounds like what it means: when you say it out loud — "flabbergasted!" — it somehow captures the spirit of astonishment and shock.
I was total flabbergasted i was banned on xbox. :)
FlabberGasted by Abyss03 June 16, 2018