Firin em

The act of sending mass text messages to the same girl over and over when calling her would be a much easier solution.

Aust: Boy sherm who you firin em to over there?
Sherm: My main bitch Kelly... what's it to you?

by Borg22188 December 15, 2008

Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

by dudebizho November 6, 2009

Fieri's Disease

A rare ocular disorder where a second set of retinas grow on the lower rear section of the cranium. The extra retinas are extremely unsightly and sensitive to light so a pair of sunglasses, worn backwards on the head, are required in order to go outside. Other symptoms include spiky frosted hair and button-up shirts.

Guy Fieri first developed Fieri's disease when he got his own show on Food Network.

I wrote my med school dissertation on Fieri's disease in the Congo.

by ummmmm yeah? December 9, 2012

Marco Fiorito

The sick bastard who brought us Two Girls 1 Cup

Marco Fiorito usually directs poop pornography

by VeryVeryDisgusted August 19, 2010

fitpiece

a hot/good-looking guy

"take a look at that fitpiece over there!"
"woah he's a fitpiece"
"seen any fitpiece's yet?"

by vintage44 May 1, 2007

Fittin room

Room you go to at Walmart to see if your clothes fit before you buy them.

You better go to that fittin room and try them leggins on before you buy em.

by Sugman February 8, 2017

fitrage

When you’re so angry and raging because you couldn’t get your work out in.

Nancy has been traveling all week for work. She hasn’t had any time to work out. She’s about to throw a major fitrage!

by Mimi16 March 9, 2018