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fish fingers and custard

if something is fish fingers and custard it is disgusting,horrible,mingin.ect
by lollen99 May 18, 2009
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Fish Fingers and Beans

1. A meal commonly eaten by children, pikeys and chavs specifically for its balanced combination of Additives, Sugar and Salt

2. The act of moistening ones fingers in ones partners vagina in order to lubriate the anal passage for the extraction of stubborn sweetcorn.
"Love, you wouldnt mind Fish fingers and Beans tonight would you?"
by waxbutterfly January 24, 2009
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Fish fingers

If a person has fish fingers she/he have fingered someone with a smelly Fanny
“ It was well manky mate I’ve got fish fingers from tarquin now don’t go near her again
by DaBoobie69 May 4, 2021
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Fish Fingers

A game played mainly by female rugby players on tour. After inserting your fingers in to your pussy you the wipe it under the nose of an unsuspecting team mate.
"oooooooooooo you just got fish fingered!"

Who fancies a game of Fish Fingers?
by Crazy Vegas December 10, 2024
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Mark's fish fingers

When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.
Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.

"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"
by SkyHawk24 January 18, 2024
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Wet Fish Finder

When two women scissor together and squirt in each others vaginal canal and it's very wet and also fishy.
by Wet Fish Sandwitch June 3, 2014
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