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fapple pie

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.
Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."
by Jaydubble October 30, 2017
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Christina Fapplegate

A hot actress that played Kelly Bumdy on the Fox shitcom Married With Children.
Sadly, she has STDs.
Christina Fapplegate makes you wanna fap.
by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023
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fippie

faux hippie, one of those scenesters who thinks they live in the seventies. extremely liberal, but usually doesn't know shit about politics. thinks anything but atheism is fuckin dumb as hell.

see pretentious asshole
I decided to stop being so droll and spice up my hipster mullet with a few fippie braids.
by lizkaulitz August 1, 2007
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fepplee

cringe based person.

no debate.
"tf is a fepplee?"

"me"
by iHateYourFatMother August 25, 2021
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FUPPLE

Definition: a fat, ugly, pathetic couple. Referring to two people in a "relationship" that share the same physical and personal characteristics, can be described as but not limited too;

over weight, unhealthy, neglectful, extremely homely, trashy, deadbeat, drug abusing parasites and are known to steal from friends and family.
Byron and Janet are the biggest fupple I know, they should be neutered.
by UrWelcum July 6, 2016
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flippleflapple

what the flippleflapple
by TNRIWFSOEWTNIESNOWA December 5, 2017
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fappleganger

1. The reflection of yourself in the mirror while you fap. The person in the mirror is your said fappleganger

2. Most never meet, but it is one who shares a bond with someone stronger than the bond between twins, where even when you fap your strokes flow together in perfect harmony at any given time or place in the universe
1. person not fapping: Why would you fap in the mirror?

Fap guy: I wanted to meet my fappleganger! *Fap fap fap*

2. Much like love or the ideas of higher powers, fapplegangers remain a mysterious phenomenon to scientists and fappers alike
by *fap FAP fap FAP fap* May 21, 2019
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