Finnington

The fancier way of saying ¨finna¨ usually african-british people will use this word

means, im going to go do something.

Sheniqua, im finnington go to the grocery store.

by Kidbehindaschoolownedlaptop April 10, 2019

Finding the seam

(v) when a woman masturbates by squeezing and releasing her thighs while wearing tight pants.

Girl 1: ....ugh
Girl 2: I saw you checking him out.
Girl 1: no...no...I was just thinking.
Girl 2: Nope...you were total finding the seam right then, weren't you
Girl 1: aah...you caught me...I hope it wasn't too obvious.

by S Benedict Cheng March 28, 2008

selective finding disorder

A curious disorder predominantly affecting the male gender that when their wife, girlfriend or mother is under the same roof or within yelling distance they suddenly become incapable of finding any of their own or shared belongings. Such as keys, remote controls, phones, chargers etc.

When Selective Finding Disorder (SFD) hits, this man is easily upset often resulting in child like temper tantrums that commonly engage an entire household in a frantic search to find this lost item. Most often finally being found in the SFD patients own pocket or right in front of his temporarily blinded eyes!

Note: Often associated with selective hearing

As DUDE leaves for work and quickly returns to the house yelling and screaming...

DUDE: Baby!!! Where are my keys?? I can't find them anywhere
BABY: Check your pockets!
DUDE: I Did... common help me find them
BABY: If I have to get up and look for you because of your Selective Finding Disorder and they end up

being in your pocket you are making dinner tonight!

by Why Didn't I think Of That May 21, 2016

finding sam

code word for going to smoke weed

-'hey, wheres steve?'

-'fucking wanker is finding sam'

-'what a prick... might join him'

by steven godfrey June 14, 2008

Finding a Job

Sleeping all day and not finding a job.

Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.

by Pseudonamia February 21, 2009

Wuckleberry Finnigans

Aussie slang. A take on Wuckers that rolls off the tongue. Told in the stylings of Huckleberry Finn.

Friend: "Hey can you finish up this job for me?"
Me: "Yeah no Wuckleberry Finnigans"

by JODergy December 22, 2017

Fiening

To deeply and uncontrolably miss something or someone, usually a man/woman or a drug.

Baby, I've been fiening for you all day!
Man you need to pass that shit, I'm fiening like a motha fucka over here.

by Nikki D. July 13, 2007