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Fuck around and find out

Past tense version: Fucked around and found out.

1. When a person or people do or are going to do something idiotic or dangerous that will lead undoubtedly to consequences.

2. A threat. When someone is warning another that if they do a certain thing (e.g. Punching the person) they will attack them physically.
1. Rachel decided to poke a sleeping bear with a stick, the bear woke up and mauled her. She fucked around and found out.

2. Jake and Barry are arguing with each other, Barry readies his fist as if going to punch Jake. Jake looks him in the eyes and says "You want to Fuck around and find out?"
Barry punches Jake, Jake proceeds to beat up Barry.
by BitchLikeIcareYipYip January 4, 2023
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1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
by EvilHamster August 1, 2012
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dude 1: do you see that snake? do you think it's venomous?

dude 2: i don't know that's why I call them A fuck around and find out noodle, but i am not dumb enough to be the one to fuck around and find out.

dude 1: Cool, I'm going to touch it.

dude 2: ok don't come to me when you fuck around and find out whether that noodle is venomous or not.
by John_doe42069 March 10, 2023
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lemme find out

a request to figure out what it would be like to have sex with someone
Yo, if you're gonna jump, let me get a crack at that pussy first! Lemme find out.
by deadheadrik August 24, 2009
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You'll find out when we get there

A child/teenager's most dreaded words to hear when travelling in the car driven by an irate/irritated parent or other authority-figure, and having asked either "Where are we going?" or "What are you going to do?" This hotly-uttered reply indicates that the adult is either feeling guilt-ridden about the fairness/appropriateness of whatever horrid/torturous action(s) are scheduled for the trembling youngster, or else he does not wish to debate/argue about whatever is in store for said wretched passenger, and so he does not want to reveal the details until the last minute.
When a parent/grownup snaps, "You'll find out when we get there!", usually it means one of four things:
(1) You'll be sent to either a doctor for painful/invasive "treatment", or suffer a long/boring lecture with one or more emotionless preachy counselors who don't seem to truly listen or even care about you personally.
(2) You'll be forced to perform one or more difficult/unpleasant/exhausting tasks.
(3) You'll be compelled to spend hours with one or more fellow humans who are of exceedingly undesirable-to-you nature, and/or who will be super-strict with you, feed you insipid/minuscule meals, forbid/severely limit fun activities, etc.
(4) You'll be subjected to horrendous punishment/discipline of some sort. Keep in mind, however, that physical punishment has been outlawed in many areas and is now widely frowned upon, so hopefully you will not actually get beaten, slapped, or otherwise physically traumatized. You may, however, be made to publicly apologize to a lot of people, stand for hours on a street-corner with a huge "I like to ___ whatever misbehavior you're accused of" sign, etc. Be sure to keep notes, take photos/video, and/or otherwise document all events as they occur, however; not only will this make your tormentors reluctant to incriminate themselves by "going too far" in their harshness, but it will also give you proof to file formal complaints with appropriate authorities afterwards if you feel that your treatment was undeserved/illegal/excessive.
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
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suck around and find out

Similar to the more commonly know phrase “Fuck around and find out”, suck around and find out is something typically said by one with a penis as either a pick up line to someone one they find sexually attractive who is flirting with them in order to ensure the score OR a phrase used while fooling around with your partner(s) to initiate oral sex and establish dominance in the boudoir.
Person 1: I bet your cum tastes like sweet sweet candy.

Person 2: why don’t you suck around and find out?
OR
Person 1: (while making out before initiating sex or pausing during sex) can you cum for me baby?
Person 2: I don’t know. Why don’t you suck around and find out?
by Jenxee June 6, 2022
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Fuck around and find out

It's a preamble to an ass beating. Widely used by Southern and Northern African Americans. My Grandad who was in his late 80's back in the 70's used to say it to us kids when we were misbehaving.
"Keep making all that damned noise out there and fuck around and find out about an ass whooping."
by Cybrcynt August 15, 2023
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