Finagle the bagel

The act of diddling ones bung hole

Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯

Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....

by The AB Finagler May 03, 2019

Finagle to the bagel

In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.

5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."

by Cinderella Seuss December 02, 2023

Finagle

Fiddle with something in an attempt to achieve a desired outcome.

"this puzzle piece won't fit, maybe if I finagle it a bit I can make it work."

by EpsteinIslands January 17, 2023

finagle

to grab or move an object with your foot or toes

yoooo dude why did u just finagle my toothbrush(im still gonna use it)

by klitterrr October 04, 2023

finagle

Similar to pwning, defeating something, usually a challenge or enemy through the power of trickery or other morally questionable means.

This noob just got finagled, I mean straight up dogged on!!

by sillyboy69420 June 08, 2022

Finagle

An alternative to the word (Finesse)Meaning to con a person in a prestigious way

Don't finagle him and take his money

by Rawashine August 12, 2023

Finagle

To finagle someone is to make a rock sign 🤘 and stick your index finger in a women’s butthole and the pinkie in the vigina

Gary finagled me last night it was amazing

by Ultimate huntr June 11, 2020