fight club

im not supposed to talk about it and neither are you.

dont talk about it or you will get your balls cut off!!!!

by bob May 13, 2005

Siamese Fighting Fish

A type of fish that originates from rice paddies in south eastern Asia. They are very territorial and are often treated cruelly by being forced to live in tiny containers at pet shops all over the world. They are a very popular pet due to the low maintenance of taking care of them. They are also known as Betta fish because of there ability to breathe air through a organ called the labyrinth. Help these great fish by going onto ForceChange's website and looking up Siamese Fighting Fish. If you read that article and sign the petition you will make a difference in this small animals life.

Guy 1: Did you see the containers pet shops put Siamese Fighting Fish into
Guy 2: Yeah I know its so cruel

by Toby.H May 7, 2017

you fight like a dairy farmer

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

by Memma June 23, 2004

Japanese Bear Fight

Same as a Bear Fight, but with the addition of a third shot: a saki bomb.

So in effect, Irish Car Bomb followed by a Jager Bomb finished off with a Saki Bomb.

Aaaaaand...DRUNK!

hey have you guys seen Joe? He's stumbling around the bar, shouting, and trying to get undressed...
Must have been that Japanese Bear Fight he took earlier!

by Stifler's Mom March 6, 2012

Fight like Ukraine

Fight like Ukraine - fight with all your might

Today, Ukrainians fight against Russian invaders on the battlefield.

Would we stand and fight like Ukraine?

by Nuwee July 4, 2022

National fight a bitch day!

May 27th is National fight a bitch day!
Do you wanna fight a whore you have hated the most in this world? Well today is your lucky day because you can fight that whore now!

"Bro there has been so many fights today whats up with these people!" "It because its national fight a bitch day!" "Hold my stuff bro"

by ACB_SMS April 22, 2019

apple fight

A mysterious pastime involving apples. People are invited to a secret location. Once all participants have arrived, shut and lock the doors, close the windows, pull the black-out curtains and turn off the lights. You then proceed to pummel your friends whilst shouting "APPLE FIGHT BITCHES!" If apples are not making a "pew pew pew" sound, you're doing it wrong. For our American counterparts, apples may say "pew, pew, pew, 'merica"

"I showed up at this party and next thing I knew people were pummeling me with apples! WTF?"
"That was an apple fight dude"

by Hur Rue September 21, 2013