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stop trying to make fetch happen

When a person is misreading a social situation. It is a quote from “Mean Girls” movie and essentially means give up or let it go or go away because it is a futile pursuit; you are deluded to continue as the other party does not agree.
Person 1 -did u hear from Emily?
Person 2- yeah... but I wish she would give up and stop trying to make fetch happen
by Glencoco November 8, 2017
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Fletchanism

Religion in which all obey the almighty Fletch. Believing that snowmakers are above all others. They are destined to take over anything and everything that stands in there way. The only religion in which the Devil himself is no match for.
My life has become more fullfilled after switching to Fletchanism
by Snow God November 30, 2006
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go fetch

a phrase used when telling someone/something to get the hell out and to go away and die.
mark: dude, scott, please play yu-gi-oh cards with me!!! please!!!! there's this awesome new monster that-
scott: mark, go fetch.
by jessie r September 1, 2005
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Fetching the cow

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".
Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.
by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010
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Fetch

A word that describes the deepest feelings of the heart. A term only used by real ones.

VERB: As a verb, it can be applied in complex phrases, such as "fetch this" or "fetch that". In its past-tense form, "fetched" can also be used when describing the state of something.

EXAMPLES:

You are losing 0 to 112x10^23 in your basketball game. You say "fetch this", and give up.

Your friend throws a rock at you and ruptures both testicles. You respond with "awwwww, fetch you".

You have 9 tests to write in one hour, and you haven't studied. Your friends ask if you're ready, and you tell them, "I'm so fetched".

You hear of a country that eats dog. "Naww, that's so fetched up".

NOUN: As a noun, it is only ever used as an insult. It comes in two forms: "Fetch" and "Fetcher".

EXAMPLES:
Somebody shoots your dog with explosive ammo. You insult them; "You're a fetch. Like you're actually a fetcher".

See also: Fetchtard

EXCLAMATION: In its most common form, fetch is a word that describes any situation, good or bad.

EXAMPLES:
Somebody asks if you want to see something cool. They rip off all their limbs and die. Unimpressed, you respond by saying; "What the fetch".

A beautiful female approaches, and asks you out. You say; "Fetch yeah!".

You are the team leader of 27 fighter pilots in a secret operation, accidentally fire 12 missiles into all 27 planes and ruin any chance your country had at winning the war. You let out a deep sigh and say "...Fetch.."

See also: "Fetching fetch"
Fetch
by The Urban Dictionary Itself October 12, 2022
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Farve-Fetched

Something that is nowhere near believeable. Almost to the point where its annoying. Cough Cough Brett Farve.
Joe: Yo dude did you hear brett farve is coming out of retirment?
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched
by Stevie Rockahoee August 22, 2009
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fetch

Adj. Variation and shortening of the word 'fetching'. Used to describe something cool and trendy. General usage by females, teeny-boppers. You can almost hear it replied with "Like, totally!" Coined by the movie 'Mean Girls'.
"That new store, Siblings, is SO fetch!"
by Ashley May 21, 2004
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