festive fascists are there to inflict their yobbish good time on everyone, unlucky enough to be in their proximity, they will put their arms around you and will not leave until you have satisfied them that you're having fun.
festive fascist: it's christmas, moon that butt everyone, yeah
victim: no, that's disgusting, this is a church
festive fascist: but it's christmas, you fuck, wooooooo, show us your tits, haha
victim: i'm calling the police
victim: no, that's disgusting, this is a church
festive fascist: but it's christmas, you fuck, wooooooo, show us your tits, haha
victim: i'm calling the police
by billylom88 December 28, 2011
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by Whitney February 16, 2003
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1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares
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1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler
by guruwong May 13, 2005
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In celebration to Tammy getting Teacher of the Year. Johnny got festive with Tammy. Now there´s nothing the two won´t do. Sick bastards!
by ThmsMcGuir March 19, 2009
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