fergized

to push a beautiful woman off of you in order to watch the
World Series of Poker or read a racing form

My wife is beautiful and kinky but I was fergized by my racing form.

by Mr Miracle September 15, 2007

Feralized

Acting based on instinct, not rational thought. Usually involves things you end up regretting later, that could have been avoided with a little thinking ahead.

Bob likes to get in fights because it makes him feel tough. Bob has already been arrested twice and sued three times because of his fighting, but he continues to fight. Bob is a feralized individual.

by Jimmithon September 14, 2014

fertilized butter

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.

"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

fertilize the bush

For a man to ejaculate between the navel and genitalia of another. Usually only used when the partner has not shaved.

Man: Where do you want me to cum?
Partner: fertilize the bush!

by Ebadk fotoallb June 1, 2022

Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.

"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"

by anonymous June 30, 2024

Fertilized Facial

Ejaculate a flavorful mask of tiny humans while providing benefits of age rewinding, glowing, tight skin.

The spa's special is a fertilized facial.

by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026