A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!
person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!
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Another way of saying 'doable', sexually speaking. Or if you're British, another way of saying someone is 'fit'.
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Females that pride themselves in taking a stereotypical female role of belonging in the kitchen, expecting to be made a housewife without the need for ambitions or any personality while hoping to be attractive to their ideal "perfect man."
These females tend to put too much value in men and get upset when they're found to be imperfect, just like them.
They tend to roll out the red carpet for men in general, even when the man in question brings nothing to the table.
They tend to stay in a relationship, even when it's blatantly obvious they're being taken advantage of to them and even their peers, most of the time with the male being uninterested in the relationship.
A female who puts dicks before chicks.
Females that pride themselves in taking a stereotypical female role of belonging in the kitchen, expecting to be made a housewife without the need for ambitions or any personality while hoping to be attractive to their ideal "perfect man."
These females tend to put too much value in men and get upset when they're found to be imperfect, just like them.
They tend to roll out the red carpet for men in general, even when the man in question brings nothing to the table.
They tend to stay in a relationship, even when it's blatantly obvious they're being taken advantage of to them and even their peers, most of the time with the male being uninterested in the relationship.
A female who puts dicks before chicks.
"Did you see how absorbed Kelly is in her relationship? You can tell he's not even interested in her- she still seems to enjoy doing his dishes and shit anyways. She's a total femsimp."
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