fedorable

anything constructed from felt.

fedorable housing is much easier to heat, and reduces carbon footprints. With the increasing number of hats showing up at estate sales, this is perhaps more important than what is happening in the middle east.

by gore, inventor of the internet and the word fedorable February 17, 2008

fedorable

something that can be removed with a luffa sponge, or by dermabrasion.

For years I had this awful dead patch on the tip of my foreskin, but my astrologist took one look at it and proclaimed,"That is simply fedorable!" She gave me a few strokes with her pumice bar, and I was as smooth and tender as a baby's bottom.

by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008

fedorable

furry and green with a brackish flavor.

I coughed up a fedorable lung cookie

by sheriff of nottingham February 25, 2008

fudiot

Contraction for "fucking idiot."

"He is such a fudiot for marrying her."

by artgrrrl January 9, 2010

fedophile

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

Fedork

A noun meaning a person who is wearing or often wears a fedora.

oh my god, look at that fedork. I bet he's looking at a meme on his phone right now.

by eko gkl November 4, 2013

fedora fic

A piece of literature that involves Frank Gioia, also known as Crankthatfrank, Patrick Stump, and the infamous fedora.

Person A: Have you heard of the Fedora Fic?
Person B: Stop talking right now.

by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017