fecal festival

A shit show; a crazy situation that gets totally out of control. Synonyms include crap carnival, dump display, excrement expo, and poop parade.

Bonus day at Merrill Lynch turned into a real fecal festival when Bob the subprime mortgage trader got a bad number, which made him so mad that he took a dump in the middle of the trading floor and proceeded to throw balls of excrement at his boss.

by Nicholas D January 19, 2008

Festivate

To have a festival, celebrate, and/or party with great zeal and to an almost superfluous extent.

The word combines both festival and celebrate in order to describe a formerly unknown level of revelry. Instead of the normal levels of celebration, partying and festivities, this transcends popular convention to ascertain a deity-like level of merriment.

An occasion in which this occurs is known as a festivation.

1. Dude, my bro Josh is coming back from being in Afghanistan for, like, a year. We're throwing a huge festivation for him.

2. Yo, it's been a shitty week. I'm gonna hit the clubs and festivate so hard in there, I'll get kicked off the strip for life!

by randymcgr April 25, 2011

Download Festival

The best heavy metal festival in the world held every year at Donnington Park in Derby, UK. I has had all the worlds best bands play there, such as Metallica, Tool, Strapping Young Lad, Slayer, Hatebreed and so many more I can't name them all.

The Monsters of Rock Festival is also held at Donnington Park.

Mr X - "Did you see fucking Slayer at Download Festival this year?"

Mr T - "Hell yeah foo'!!"

by Download 07 Man June 8, 2007

East Side Taco Festival

A large taco enthusiasm event that takes place on the east side of San Jose and is, therefore, probably a thinly veiled front for prostitution.

Man, I scored the best taco at the East Side Taco Festival and had a major meat-gasm, if you know what I mean.

by DotV September 8, 2011

jellyfish festival

massive party on the beach of madison, connecticut during labor day weekend that results in heavy drinking and smoking mad trees, often you will witness old men falling out of windows, sightings of shamu, and/or people fighting benches

"Yo, did u go to the jellyfish festival this year?"

"Fuck yea dude but i can't fucking remember"

by bigD567 October 6, 2008

Poop Festival

When your dog(s) defecates all over the floor, in multiple locations.

I returned from work only to find that my dogs had been having a Poop Festival all day.

by DogOwner25 September 12, 2009

Post Festival Depression

More commonly known as PFD; Post Festival Depression is the total and utter low you experience after a festival, usually whilst travelling home, knowing you wont be there for another year.

Similar to post concert depression, but far more extreme considering the length of time spent in your Nirvana.

What's wrong with you mate?

Oh just Post Festival Depression, this weekend was amazing I actually can't believe I have to wait another year to be there again.

by northernsoul September 2, 2011