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Fernt

That guy. No not him, THAT guy.

Rhymes with Bert.

A guy who can drop science in any occasion and tell you which drum kit Bonham used for the Houses of the Holy tour.

One who can speak the ancient language of Ferntology.

Also: the sound you make when you discharge the foam from a beer funnel.
Chug chug chug! Fernt.

FafafaFERRRRRRRNT!
by GymKata2 May 17, 2020
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fernt

The sound a fart makes, when expelled in a bathtub full of water.
"I passed gas in the tub and was greeted by a FERNT sound followed by a stream of bubbles"
by camCO July 27, 2007
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dirty fearns

Doing a 'Dirty Fearns' is to squirt your man juices inside the suitcase of an inoccent party during a holiday or short break.
Two men sharing a room on a stag weekend, they get drunk - one falls asleep and while he is in the land of nod, the other man does a 'Dirty Fearns' in the innocent sleepers suitcase. This is a 'Dirty Fearns'.
by James_Whitely December 22, 2006
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Fearotica

Fearotica or Fearotic Arts:

Terms created by the Artist and painter Ariock, known as Ariock Leca Umhr SoniT to represent his own creations, style and artwork themes.

Fearotica, contraction of the world Fear and Erotica, is the representation of High Quality elements in an seriously composed Occult Erotic Horror drama, symbolism, scene or scenario.

This word stands for the combination of extreme visual and psychological horror, unspeakable creatures, blood and organic elements, Dark and scary to pure abomination, merged with extreme physical Beauty attributes, high standard Glamour, nude or erotic models in situations of sexual pleasure and desire, seductive or attractive attitudes, in a unholy/non Christian Occult symbolism, primal cults, paganism witchcraft, Goetia Demonology and Cthonian Myths, from the prehuman ages, akkadian and Sumerian to our times.

Following the gnosis of the Chaos magick by Peter J Caroll, Fearotica could be the absolute conjunction of the two extreme arrows on the same line of the Chaos emotional duality chart ” the root of every emotion is always its opposite” , represented by Coagula, the principle of attraction, and Solve the principle of repulsion : Fear and desire, the other nuances known as Sex and Death and Love and hate, completed by Four elementals, Pain and Pleasure, Elation and Delation.

As Ariock says, some artists are known to have experienced the same passion for extreme alliances, like HR Giger, Peter witkin, Clive Barker, David Cronenberg, HP Lovecraft, Gustave Moreau, Gerome Bosh and many others, he has, since the beginning of his career, dedicated himself to expend one of those extreme alliances, by giving it a Name and pursuing the work of madmen and heretics who’ve been creating Artworks since the beginning of humanity, contributing to open the gates a little wider…”
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by Ariock April 1, 2009
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fearsturbating

Sexually stimulating yourself with illusory sources of fear.
Wait, folks in the prepper forum circle jerking and fearsturbating over their poor understanding of current events?!
by TBZ1 March 25, 2023
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Dylan John Darron Fearnley

Dylan, better known as "monkey" or "great ape" is a young christian teenager with hopes of becoming a ufc champion.
He thinks he can fight and batter anyone or anything. he abuses his friends for the fun of it and challenges them to brutal combat. He is usually seen with the neeks as he is one himself. his appearance is a lanky big eared monkey
Look, its Dylan John Darron Fearnley climbing a tree, what a monkey.
by ManyYellowMen May 10, 2023
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cha fernt

noise;no substantial reasoning for the word,a phrase used to show expression of cha fernt
by ryanhow November 4, 2003
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