poon famine

a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.

Dude 1: "Dude, Michelle said she isn't putting out for a few weeks."

Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."

by vulvahammer October 5, 2009

Fainter

When a person becomes unconscious after giving blood. Regardless of the amount.

-Yeah, Ellie Mckenna fainted as soon as she gave blood

-No way, she was a complete fainter then?

-Yeah man

by tombell245 June 15, 2009

Faminator

A person who promotes famine as a political tool.

Wow, Boris Johnson made The Faminator Priti Patel his Home Secretary.

by No Hemingway August 5, 2019

fakin' jacks

frontin'

no time for fakin' jacks Cuz niggas who fake jacks get laid on their backs

by block1of4 @ hotmail.com September 11, 2003

fakin

1.someone who's taking long to do or say something
2.someone who's scared to keep it real

ur gurl talkin all dis mess 'bout she gon' do this she gon' do that but when the time come she don't do nuthin and u turn and say to her "U b fakin liiike!"

by 4prina4 May 15, 2005

The Faint

Saddle Creek band. Techno-indie.

by jaybee October 2, 2003

Fadingle

1. To rearrange the identities in an algebraic equation to be defined in different terms.

2. To wiggle a person's earlobe with your index finger.

1. Person 1: "Oh darn! This equation is in terms of x."
Person 2: "Just fadingle it until it's in terms of y!"

2. "RYAN! I need to fadingle your earlobe...NOW!"

by The Silent Banana May 5, 2011