falking

Facebook + Stalking = Falking
I will falk
I falked
I am falking

"I falked him all night"
"She came over and we were falking so many random people"
"when I was sick, all i did was falk"
"You can't falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!"

by Kate - Olivia February 24, 2007

fauking

The act of misleading friends into the false belief of having sex with someone where no act has occurred. Short for faux-fucking. Pronounced as "foke-ing", where "foke" rhymes with "coke."

We all thought Ben was finally gay but he was just fauking the fat Christian boy.

by adods May 11, 2009

faking love

Another terminology for 'masturbation'. Since one would make love, but instead if it's masturbation, you are therefore creating artificial love, therefore faking said love.

"Feel like faking love to youu"

"I'd fake love to you all night long"

"I think we should fake love"

by Dowlii January 24, 2010

faking caking

A relationship that is fake.

"Hey did you know that Jack hooked up with Jill?"
"They're pretending, their just faking caking."

by that_boy_16 January 2, 2014

faaking hell

A feeling of amazed,shocked and excitement. This phase was made by a Bangladeshi teenager. This dialogue is famous in DOHS Mirpur, Dhaka.

Friend-Dst tui GPA 5 miss korsos

Friend 2-"Faaking hell"

by Fknhll June 2, 2017

facking

A replacement for the word 'fucking' used in on the internet and in chatrooms, usually to avoid trouble from an admin or moderator.

You are such a facking moron

by Brodi December 18, 2005

Farking

The verb of to fark. The act of browsing fark.com.

wow I was farking last night and found this hillarious site.

by herselfelf March 17, 2004