fauxsquito

Imaginary mosquitoes that you perceive biting you.

I smack my leg thinking I was being bitten by a mosquito. There was no bug, just a fauxsquito.

by KD Henshaw August 20, 2017

fauxship

Persons claiming to be friends while engaging in nonn-platonic activities; and Friends possessing sexual tension.

A friendship possessing philia and Eros behavior.

Tony and Dessa's fauxship was apparent from their first hike at the park.

by Honest Tony June 19, 2022

Fauxshizzle

A catchphrase that when imitated in person is not anywhere near as funny/cool/entertaining/acceptable as when originally done on TV or in a movie.

Hey, want to go grab some lunch Chet?

Fo'shizzle!

Uh huh. Enough of the fauxshizzle jackass, thats so 2002.

huh?

by Bob Goatu October 28, 2008

Fauxseek

The act of counting in a game of hide and seek, with no intention of ever finding the other players. Pronounced Foe-seek.

Boy 1: Please please please play hide and seek with us!
Guy 1: Ok! Ok.... 1....2....3...
Guy 2: You're not going to go find him are you?
Guy 1: Nope.
Guy2: Dude. Dont play fauxseek, thats a crime to children.

by HannahHorton December 31, 2008

fauxshadowing

Fake foreshadowing - derived from the French word FAUX

It's fauxshadowing, bitches. Time to suck an egg, losers.

by EnglishGeek May 13, 2005

fauxsync

usually happens at music venues and shows when a crowd is getting into the music and start singing along. people who have listened to the band for the first time try to be apart of the crowd and lip sync along but don't sing and don't know the words.

Guy 1: have you ever seen that kid before any Vallon shows before?
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: i didn't think so i caught him fauxsyncing their whole set. he even tried to sing along to their stuff they've never performed.

by Dudeguykid January 23, 2009

fauxspertise

Expertise on a subject, usually a sport, gained not by actual study or participation, but through watching that something being done by others.

I love watching football with that guy. His fauxspertise on the game really opens up my eyes to how horrible most big time coaches really are.

"If there were only a way to contact the coach, my fauxspertise could really help the team out of this jam."

by The Third Partier October 23, 2011