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Flapulence

Another name for a Moist Flapper. A nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one's anal sphincter when releasing flatulence aka gas. The flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. Sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.
Feeling a little irregularity in his digestive system, Carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive Flapulence in the executive washroom. After release, he gave himself a quick courtesy wipe just make sure he didn't get any Moose Jelly or skid marks in his grunders.
by Eaton Holgoode September 19, 2015
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escalated flatulence

Farting at the top of an escalator so that the smell hovers at the peak of the escalator so everyone who goes up is forced to walk through a gateway of your poop particles
yo i pulled an escalated flatulence in the airport and there must have been 100 people coming up behind me. hahahah
by Evangee May 23, 2010
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Fratulence

The resulting odour when frat boys gather for any lengthy period of time in a confined space. Typically the smell is a combination of farts, body odour, stale beer and weed.
The fratulence coming from Steve's dorm room after his all-night poker party made the fourth floor of Brockington House smell like a sewer.
by Winnipeg Man May 15, 2014
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fratulence

The ungodly air of rank beer farts at a fraternity party.
Fratulence Fridays: avoid.
by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015
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flatulence

Euphemism for fart, blowing a binderfender, cutting a tile peeler.
Margie, when you have so much flatulence, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay home.
by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005
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Flatulence

I smell a flatulence.
by The neighboor December 17, 2012
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carnal flatulence

Her orgasm was so intense it caused carnal flatulence
by satbandit February 5, 2010
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