fatimus

A big fat pigeon who eats apples to get wasted the poor thing can’t fly cause of how big it is

Person 1: Fatimus is at it again eating all my apples on my apple tree

Person 2: curse you fatimus

by Castaway_lillypad July 10, 2022

futitus

A medical diagnosis where someone becomes obsessed with women with big dicks

Doctor: I’m sorry son, I’m afraid you have Futitus.

Patient: Shit! I knew hentai would lead to this!

by Prof.Goblin July 21, 2024

Fatitude

When someone is hangry and is giving you some serious attitude.

Jessica: "Bruh, I've been waiting for half an hour for that burger, I'm so hangry! The service at this restaurant is trash!"
Amanda: "Girl, There's no reason for that fatitude."

by TheKrissyK March 23, 2025

Fatitude

When someone has a serious attitude because they're hangry.

Jessica: "Bruh, I've been waiting for half an hour for that burger, I'm so hangry! The service at this restaurant is trash!"
Amanda: "Girl, there is no reason for that fatitude. Its been 5 minutes."

by TheKrissyK March 23, 2025