fashus

Abusing the power, if you have it, to punish people.

If you had or have a teacher, whom obviously has power to punish you, and they did for no reason at all, they were being fashus. Kicking you out of the class room because you sneezed, is a perfect example of fashus.

by lalalalahannah December 31, 2008

fasturbate

To conciously make a descision to not masturbate for a set period of time for religious reasons.

1) Bob fasturbated the week before his trip to Costa Rica for fear that God would down his plane if he didn't.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.

by mirror-noir September 28, 2009

Fasturbate

Masturbating as fast as possible.

I was in a hurry last night so I had to fasturbate.

by b9xxx January 14, 2008

Scut Farkus

A cold blooded bully, someone who exhibits no sense of mercy or social showmanship.

"You remember ol' Dean? He was a regular Scut Farkus, make no mistake!"

Man 1:"I could really go for a ham sandwich right now!"
Man 2: "Why don't you go fuck Scut Farkus and see how that works out, eh?" (Canadian)

David Letterman is SO Scut Farkus!

by Kevin Ayers June 15, 2011

facku

An act of Fuckery.
Something you say loudly in a hard japanese accent.
phoenetically - FHA-KHU

*Walks into a walmart as someone steals a cart and yells* FACKU!

by BL33k October 26, 2015

Fasdus

Extension of "fas" to add more insult. Can be used in conjucntion with "bumbrace"

"Look at that fasdus trying to milk that cat". "What a fasdus."

by Rabbi Fasdus Bumbrace I October 20, 2008

FASSU

Falling asleep sitting straight up

When you are SO tired, you can't even keep your head up and you keep nodding your head, almost falling asleep.

"Dude, I am so tired, I am FASSU."

by Reenidoo January 10, 2013