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Bartender

A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.
The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk
by Dictionnarian July 20, 2018
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Friender's Remorse

The feeling you get when you 'friend' someone on Facebook, and that person spams you with dumb games or posts a bunch of inappropriate content.
I'm totally feeling some Friender's Remorse ever since Dave started posting racist jokes on my wall.
by Librarian Mike February 19, 2011
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fartners

Either of two persons who instance on farting in front of each other.
One of two persons who join up together to fart in inappropriate settings.
Either of two person who share an intimate relationship and think it's funny beyond belief to out do each other by farting incessantly.
Mary and John are not only married but fartners in crime. Have you ever stayed at their home?
Don't go to dinner with Bob and Gerry. They are fartners true and true and public displays are their MO.
by Ladyomygod September 7, 2013
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Bartender's dozen

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.
Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?
by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016
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whore friender

When a male "friends" a female on facebook who has a slutty profile picture.
I was was looking at a guy friends' facebook friends list, and saw several slutty girl's profile pictures. And I called him a whore friender.
by CC. Dixon May 29, 2010
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it bartender

An individual who looks at Information Technology (IT) from a holistic perspective inclusive of technical complexities, financial and cultural. Actively listening to the stories of those who delivery and consume IT services, talking them through to technical and financial solutions derived from those stories.
Jeff was an amazing IT Bartender with us - bringing out the pains of our IT processes and getting the CFO talking about the over budget spending. We're now all on the same page and know what to do.
by Jamels1 September 3, 2016
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Bartender

1. Song made by t-pain ft. akon
2. A person who serves drinks at a bar
1. lyrics: Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club...

2. The bartender served me 2 glasses of beer.
by what am I doing February 22, 2009
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