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FartBox McJohnson

A FartBox McJohnson, or FBM, is a contraption comprised of a cylindrical cardboard tube (normally used for toilet paper rolls) placed upon the Farter's anus and a recipient, the Sniffer, placing their nose on the other end of the tube. By sniffing the FartBox McJohnson, Sniffers receive life in heaven.
Yo Kadren D., remember when Snail R.'s FartBox McJohnson cleared your sinuses?
by SnailR March 12, 2021
mugGet the FartBox McJohnsonmug.

Fartbox

Another word for Anus (end of your rectum where you release gas/fart and excrete.)
I'll shove my hard cock up her fartbox.
by MrMusic February 4, 2015
mugGet the Fartboxmug.

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