farmer

An individual, in the eyes of an urbanite, who resides in a rural area regardless of occupation.

"I can tell he's a farmer by the way he dresses."
Honk, honk. "Get off the road and back in the fields, you fucking farmer!"

by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009

farmer

A person, usually a regular guy or gal, who grows crops or raises animals for slaughter.

Farmers are honest hard-working individuals. They're not stupid, they're good people, and are the ones putting food on the table.

by badmouth February 20, 2018

farmer

To directly blast out a booger without the use of one's finger or a tissue. Not through use of a loogie.

Joe goes into the showers at the dorms so he can farmer one out each morning to clear out his sinusses.

by Airrazor June 20, 2006

farmer

A vicious inbred person, who is worse then a dentist.

Budgie : My house is just past those fields, we'll take a short cut.
James : You gotta be kidding that farmer will bum and shoot us for breathing on his land.

by nobrash June 20, 2006

farmer

Name commonly used for squeemish little english peoples with large noses.

That mountain's nearly as big as Farmer's nose.

by Bograt July 29, 2008

Farmers league

Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.

Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers

Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth

Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin

by RationalFootballFan from Chile January 1, 2023

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019