Fartum

A sub-genre of abstract humor, considered to be the perfect form of entertainment by those with a finer comedic palette.

"Did you think my performance was funny?"
"Pure Fartum."

by Ricky Sluck January 10, 2008

fallumpkin

(n) One who is scatterbrained; one who is disorderly

"clean up you room, you ~"

by Tom Burk March 28, 2004

Farlumping

A fart with an involuntary follow through. Trying to discreetly let one go with the result not so discreet, you can’t leave the room as everyone will know it’s you, you're ‘Farlumped’ as you need to dispose of the lump before everyone KNOWS it’s you. Farlumping becomes more frequent as you get older, be careful.

Excuse me gentlemen, I need the ladies, I think I’ve been Farlumping in my leggings.

by The Knapster January 7, 2022

Fatlume

Synonym for FAT AND BITCH, Fatlume is a nice way to tell someone that she is a FAT and a BITCHY Person. Fatlume is also known as a Sluty and OBESE PERSON.

God she's taking all the place in the bus, she's such a Fatlume!
I saw her kissing that guy the other day, and then an other one, god she is such a Fatlume.

by ES30 November 2, 2009

Fallums

Expressing apathy or disinterest towards something; being generally unmoved.

"Hey buddy, did you see the game last night?"
"Oh, I fallums about the game."

"But she'll think you're a total asshole if you do that!"
"Fallums."

by Noot's Coont April 12, 2010

Falumptious

Juicy

Queen Latifa in hairspray, with her blonde Ickes were falumptious.

by 40ozofMermaid June 19, 2018

Fargument

Fargument is when you are in an argument but its a fucking argument hence fargument

This fargument is over!

by YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAY February 1, 2020