farked

When a site is not able to be access because it has had too many hits after being posted on the news site Fark.

"OMG, that site's Farked!!"
"Anyone got a Google cache?? It's Farked!"

by pummer January 17, 2003

fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

fark

An exclamation, mostly used instead of the word "fuck".

"Fark! I can't find my phone!"

by ravernousrhino April 27, 2010

fark

When a dog barks and flatulates simultaneously.

My dog ate a bunch of broccoli and now he's farking his head off at the mailman.

by HeppCat December 02, 2013

fark

to make a website unavailable by sending massive amounts of users to it see DOS

man, we farked that site!

by farkette January 02, 2003

Farking

In the act of fucking, or having sexual intercourse in the dark.

I couldn't see her face when we were farking, but I rather not.

by AngryMushroom January 26, 2011

farked

Farked is another term for slashdotted.

A site is slashdotted when it is slammed by the Slashdot Effect.

My website got farked. Took the server down.

by www.holyhell.net April 05, 2005