Faloon

A twat with a hoarse or fading voice who pops up where you least expect a person to pop up.

"That person sounds like a Faloon... Should we help him?"
"I woke up this morning and sounded like a Faloon... Do you have anything to help?"
"I don't know what you're talking about, you're acting like a Faloon."

by FJFJFJFJ January 4, 2008

fapoop

to sit on your toilet while tkaing a dump and jerkin off

i snuk in the bathroom and mulit tasked by fapooping, i jacked off and popped!

by gunitisa djklasjd June 28, 2007

Fpoon

It's a combination of a fork and a spoon, known to be better than the common spork.

Not quite a fork, not quite a spoon but a fpoon

by Swagalinden January 28, 2015

fapoo

Fapping while Pooing.

I am gonna go to the washroom and take a fapoo real quick to relieve myself.

by Matt Novak July 19, 2017

fpoon

N. a spoon like utensil given @ Wendy's..although asking for one is not recommended, unless you happen to live in Ojai, and call Yourself the Fpoon Master, or the Fpoon Lord..in which its okay.

N. Someone who thinks they are Too Cool for school, and have to be harsh against those of the spork nature, who are deemed sporks by the Fpoons to begin with.

1. Where's my FPOON!?!?
The fpoon broke when it smashed into the table.

2. I'm a fpoon, therefore I'm better than you!
Duh, Fpoons are better than Sporks, because they represent everything on Earth that is great, while sporks represent Earth in all its faults...

by Handsome Rod October 20, 2006

Fanooni

A slang term for transsexuals getting it on.

had a great fanooni last night with Francine

by frankensence July 24, 2011

fanoonoo

another word for vagina. me and my friends use this term a lot, rather than using the "v" word.

vagina- fanoonoo

by ekoorbeckrd November 4, 2013