Suicide Fap

It's a masturbation challenge, it's done in the house of your parents. When you're masturbating, you have to scream out loud for your parents to come in, and you have to "finish" before they arrive.

"Dude, Henry beat the suicide fap!"

"Wow, that dude must have good hands!"

by Raleigh Antrobus January 17, 2013

fap attack

The sudden, uncontrollable, and spontaneous urge to fap (masturbate) - usually furiously because time is of the essence (a quickie).

I was in the elevator and had a fap attack.

by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007

Fap Fingers

The condition of your hand (or hands) after too much masturbation.
Its a pain in the joints of your 3 middle fingers, Rarely in the thumb or pinky.

Guy: Dude I cant help you move
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy: Because my hand is fucked
Guy 2: What did you do with it?
Guy: WHAT DIDNT I DO WITH IT?!
Guy 2: Fap Fingers?
Guy: Yeah...

by RyaTheNeko December 7, 2010

Combat Fap

A Combat Fap is a Situation where a Soldier is in the heat of Battle and has the Sudden Urge to relieve Themselves...

The Soldier must First ask the Commander of the Squad permission to initiate said activity.

Private Dickhead: COMMANDER PERMISSION TO COMBAT FAP SIR!
Commander Asshat: PERMISSION GRANTED SOLDIER.
"The Commander then stares him in the Eyes while he Combat Faps"

by PrivateDK387 August 19, 2016

Fap Blocker

A person who regularly gets in the way between their friends and a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021

Rage Fap

When you get pissed off at something so much that masturbating is the only way to relieve the intense anger.

"Dude I failed a test I'm gonna' go rage fap."

"Fuck this. I don't want to argue with you, I just need to rage fap."

by A-Dawg Halvie October 3, 2010

Angry Fap

Going through an emotionally taxing day leaving one feeling hateful and mad. At the end of the day, having a masturbating session. Usually the content viewed during the fap involves fetish pron such as goth, latex, bondage, SM and other bizarre forms of pornography. The angry-fapper does not necessarily have to be an lover of these fetishes, but is driven to look at them because of his/her consternation and furiousness. Some angry-fappers choose to accompany their session with hardcore death/black/gothic metal.

OOOOHHH....Fucking Gianni stole my Dr. Pepper! I'm gonna home and angry fap to Dir en Grey.

by Silverant April 29, 2006