fannybatter

The substance created as a product of a busy social/active life and a poor sense of vaginal "housekeeping". Discofanny + time left unattended = fannybatter. Resolved with a warm bath, vigorous (yet appropriate) scrubbing action.

I got with XXXXX at the local nightclub, unfortunately upon taking her home, it transpired she had been at a 48 hour rave without shower. her pants were covered in fannybatter.

by SWDarkMeme February 21, 2022

fannytastic

something thats just sooo good its better than fantastic its FANNYTASTIC!

have u seen that subaru?
yeah its fannytastic!

by Oo Oo Oomonkeys June 12, 2004

fannytastic

like fantastic but much cooler with much more emphasis. it must be pronounced with emphasis too. it is most commonly used in, but not limited to, the discussion of lady parts and/or lesbians.

The vicar of Dibley, Geraldine, said to Alice that shagging model Rachel Hunter would be 'fannytastic'.

by me old fruity November 8, 2006

fannygasm

an orgasm up the cunt ;-)

ooohh oooooh yup ive just "fannygasm'd"

by bumchops May 21, 2009

Fannyballs

A lush (woman), who gets shipwrecked on the good Ship Morgan

That girls a proper Fannyballs, a right little sort

by Andross 1978 April 2, 2008

Fannybatter Biscuit

The name for a vagina when it secretes a lubricating fluid, or in more impressive cases actually squirts, prior to, during and after sexual congress.

"If you're not careful that fannybatter biscuit will drown you."

by Fugly dumpster slut February 27, 2010

fanny baws

Much like Cunto and baw bag - This is an alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.

GTF Fanny Baws. See also Cunto

by mojo December 14, 2004