AKA Epic Beard Man, a legendary veteran warrior who wears a fanny pack, has a badass beard and if you piss him off, he will falcon punch you into the ground.
The man who stood up to Tyrone

See the epic battle; search "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER" on youtube.
Tyrone goes a little too far and pushes EBM over the edge...
In a recent interview, The Fanny Pack Warrior stated:

''Its better to be pissed off than pissed on''

His legacy will go down into the archives of history, and he will never be forgotten - He is a true American hero.
by BobCatFlee February 21, 2010
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When you are making love to a lady and she releases a bowel movement upon your abdomen.
Morgan was over last night and she gave me a stinky Japanese fanny pack after eating Ethiopian.
by Mierslush January 11, 2014
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When giving a bj to a dad, you just give the butthole a poke with your middle finger to determine if he's interested.
I was giving this dad bod a blowie and tried peeking in the fanny pack.
by TwinDad July 4, 2018
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A body that is so sexy it still looks good with a fanny pack on it
I'm gonna go work on my fanny pack bod.

"Damn I want some of that ass."
"Seriously?? That guy's wearing a fanny pack."
"So what? He's gotta fanny pack bod."
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Marijuana sold out of a fanny pack.

Wacky weed, something is wrong with it, crazy, zany, irrational, peculiar.

Wac, PCP on marijuana.

Usually a derogatory term for foul, weak weed and a distrust for the person selling it. The concept that persons who sell weed out of a fanny pack are hustlers, not honest, upright, outstanding dealers. Who knows where they got the weed and what it might be laced with.

Fanny Pack Whack should not be confused with Backpack Whack, Marijuana sold out of a Backpack.
This old man he played five, he played nick nack on my hide with a nick nack Fanny Pack Whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

You got whacked, hustled, hit hard. You bought Fanny Pack Whack.
by eaglize November 5, 2006
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(Wac, Wack, Wacky)

Marijuana sold out of a fanny pack.

Wacky weed, something is wrong with it, crazy, zany, irrational, peculiar.

Wac, PCP on marijuana.

Usually a derogatory term for foul, weak weed and a distrust for the person selling it. The concept that persons who sell weed out of a fanny pack are hustlers, not honest, upright, outstanding dealers. Who knows where they got the weed and what it might be laced with.

Fanny Pack Whack should not be confused with Backpack Whack, Marijuana sold out of a Backpack.
This old man he played five, he played nick nack on my hide with a nick nack Fanny Pack Whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

You got whacked, hustled, hit hard. You bought Fanny Pack Whack.
by eaglize November 5, 2006
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