fandango

Provokative spanish courtship dance for a man and woman

We skipped the light Fandango and turned cartwheels....

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

horseshoe fandango

After the Great Ban of June 2006 on the Weebls-Stuff Forums, this was a word that, whenever used in the Cheese Bin, everyone not banned would pretend it was a funny joke made during the sentence of the banned forumites in order to make them feel left out.

Mr Salek: Hey guys, remember Horseshoe Fandango?
Other forumite: Lol! That was so funny!

by Mr Salek June 29, 2006

creamy fandango

when two willing males bust a load into a camals mouth, then the camal spits the load onto the face of a midget in an ostrich costume whilst all participants shout the word "fandango!"

i heard wee man is going to partake in a "creamy fandango" in jack ass 4

by poonjob March 31, 2011

Fandangoed

Someone who is mad, or has consumed too much alcohol.

He has been out watching the footy all day 'He's Fandangoed!'

by Shortyrach December 5, 2013

Fandanglin'

1. When a male has his hands down his pants for an extended period of time, while people are around. Examples include, extended periods of itching, scratching, adjusting, etc. Also, sometimes people just put there hands down there for no reason at all, while people are around. All of these can be considered fandanglin'.

2. When a core group of your friends takes part in any sort of activity and doesn't invite you along.

While with a group of friends (or people in general), and upon seeing a friend (or any male that is present) with there hands down there pants, you say "Quit fandanglin' over there".

Lets say you call your close friend. Your close friend is on his way to a party and he's with a group of other close friends. However, you didnt' receive an invite. Upon noticing this, you say "Why are you fandanglin' me?"

by Bradford Miles Neumann June 22, 2011

Fandangle

1) To be robbed or screwed over by another party.

2) To join a session without telling the members that you don't have weed to pitch.

"My professor totally fandangled me out of that A on my paper!"

"Damn man, that guy just totally fandangled his way into the session."

Damn man, that guy just totally fandangled his way into the session.

by Claypac June 4, 2011

funky fandango

To engage in the intimate act of sexual intercourse with a loved one(preferably not a relation).

Shit son, I danced the funky fandango with that bitch all night long, awww-yeaaa!!

Or

Yes baby, lets dance the funky fandango on this beautiful night under the pale moonlight.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006