Fandangled

While making love, her husband comes home, the only way for him to hide is to clutch the ceiling fan, which works fine till her hubby flicks the switch, and his member winds up totally "fandangled."

"I'm tellin' ya, she saw him buck naked with that cute little gal! Hoo-doggies... is he gonna git fandangled when he gits home!"

by JD Ellis February 14, 2008

fandangle

To throw around the idea of going to see a movie with someone, only to decide against it.

Dude, I wanted to see Superbad but Jenny just wanted to fandangle me.

by Engie January 11, 2008

ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

Fandangle

The art in which to play with the other sex's genitals when performing oral sex.

Yeah that bitch totally fandangled me.


MY FANDANGLERS BROKEN!

by Yeah bitch. February 1, 2009

Fandangling

The act of doing something useless.

E.g

Ryan stop fandangling, It’s useless.

by WhatNoIsTaken November 29, 2022

Fandangling

Making sweet sweet love without full on sexual intercourse needing to be involved

My husband and I love fandangling between the sheets

by Connie&blyde May 22, 2020

Fandangle

Tricking someone into believing false information also known as the phrase “pulling someone’s leg”

Me: “did you know the Korean War had nothing to do with Korea?”
Oliver: “I didn’t know that, thanks”
Me: “sorry mate; you’ve just been fandangled”

by DeepPain September 25, 2021