Fandangled

While making love, her husband comes home, the only way for him to hide is to clutch the ceiling fan, which works fine till her hubby flicks the switch, and his member winds up totally "fandangled."

"I'm tellin' ya, she saw him buck naked with that cute little gal! Hoo-doggies... is he gonna git fandangled when he gits home!"

by JD Ellis February 14, 2008

fandangle

To throw around the idea of going to see a movie with someone, only to decide against it.

Dude, I wanted to see Superbad but Jenny just wanted to fandangle me.

by Engie January 11, 2008

ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

fandangle pants

number 17 in the list of funny words. used to break awkward silences.

*awkward silence*

person a: Fandangle pants!

*laughter*

by cheesefreeak March 26, 2009

Fandangle

The art in which to play with the other sex's genitals when performing oral sex.

Yeah that bitch totally fandangled me.


MY FANDANGLERS BROKEN!

by Yeah bitch. February 1, 2009

Fandangle

fan-dan-gle' 1. (verb) a sexual act performed between 2 persons; eg. intercourse.
2. (verb) out of sorts; e.g. "messed up":fandangled
3. (verb) too harm;
4. (noun) Someone/something who is great; e.g. fandangler.

Forms: Fandangled, Fandangler, Fandangling.

1. "You may have been drunk, but I was fandangled."
2. "I may be fandangled but I will fandangle you any day, call me the fandangler."
3. "I fandangled your wife last night."

by Tim Pettes October 11, 2008

Fandangling

Making sweet sweet love without full on sexual intercourse needing to be involved

My husband and I love fandangling between the sheets

by Connie&blyde May 22, 2020