ur family reunion homo communion

the god of "ur mom gay" insults. every time this is said the sun grows 1,000,000 degrees hotter, nearing the end of our solar system. saying this phrase has been known to dehydrate one's heart much like a grape's transformation into a raisin

edgy 12 yr old: ur species feces
edgy 13 yr old: ur god a fraud
edgy 36 yr old: ur family reunion homo communion

instantaneous death

by squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze May 17, 2018

ur family reunion is a gay communion

ur family reunion is a gay communion is a very advanced form of ur mom gay or the aformentioned ur dad lesbian and will annihalate your enemy with the energy of a thousand suns.

Mike: ur mom gay
Brock: ur dad lesbian
Mike: oh yea, well ur grandpap a trap
Brock: no u, ur ancestors are incestors
Mike: don’t make me say it
Brock: do it gaywad

Mike: ur family reunion is a gay communion
* Brock is melted to atoms as god himself is weeping*

by Mikeyisameme May 18, 2018

ur whole family reunion is gay communion

The worst insult in the entire Universe! Even worst than Ur whole Family is Homoerectus. Not even ur grandpap trap can save it.

Arnold: Ur grandpap trap.
Fredrick: Ur whole family reunion is gay communion.
*Arnold's family dies and he dies and is banished.*
The world shakes and explodes because its the worst insult in the whole universe!

by Bob121231 May 29, 2018

Alabama Family Reunion

A family reunion in which cousins, aunts, uncles, and even grandparents deliberately sneak off after dinner. This usually results in a pregnancy, however the two family members do not deny it is their baby. They proudly get married and have the baby, while everyone is completely informed that the two parents are cousins.

Well me and my cousin Paul were always really close, it wasn't until the Alabama Family reunion that we decided to go all the way, now look at us, married and having kids.

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017

Alabama Family Reunion

When you, your cousins, and all your uncle's,(they are all men) all finish in the mash taters and your sisters, your girl cousins, and your mom get pregnant. (The only twist here is that your sisters, cousins and your mom are all 5 years old.

Oh my Lord I can't wait to go to cousin Candace's birthday party, I heard they are gonna have an Alabama Family Reunion!

by ducky0nqu4ck May 1, 2022

Johnson Family Reunion

An annual event whereby a group of unrelated, hedonist, high-living men ranging from 25-50 years commence for a weekend at a vacation resort area in an attempt to recapture their youth by indulging in heavy drinking and drug use.

"Hey, fill that script of vicodin, buy a lot of vodka and roll some fat blunts - we're going to the Johnson Family Reunion!!"

by eddie fusco May 10, 2005

Your family reunion a homosexual communion

Above all insults ever known to humanity, this insult will bring about the untimely demise of your opponent.

person 1: your mom gay lmao
person 2: your family reunion a homosexual communion
(all of reality begins to tear apart)

by Mr_Sister_Fister June 8, 2018